February 2012
53 posts
Simon says jump.
Simon didn’t say land, you’re all out.
Me:
Everyone playing:
That stare your mum gives you when you do... →
When a video has an advertisement that plays...
worst 11 seconds of my life
When someone can't get past a certain part in a...
Me:
When you get out of the shower, and realise you... →
dontregret1moment asked: will you look at my blog?
It works everytime.
Parents: Why do you need the internet?
Me: School project.
Parents: Why do you need to go to your friends place?
Me: School project
Parents: Why do you need to buy this?
Me: School project
Parents: Why are you watching tv?
Me: School project
Looking at your textbooks thinking
“What a waste of a tree”
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Mum's instant reaction to rain: →
THE LAUNDRY!
QUICK, GET THE LAUNDRY!!!
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FINALLY FREE
clungetastic:
my drug dealer cracks me up
Anonymous asked: Can you post a picture of yourself please? x
When you pretend that you understand the shit that...
The awkward moment when you only know one part to... →
When some dumb bitch at school shows off
Why don't nuns wear bras?
Because god supports everything
When you make a post that you think is funny and... →
Only the Japanese..
^Not sure what that is.
^Vertigo soothing glasses
^10-in-1 Gardening tool
Umbrella headband
The noodle eaters hair guard
I will be my own valentine because I'm amazing.
That awkward moment when you're washing your hands... →
so you’re like:
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Gym teacher: Okay, we have an odd number of people... →
Me:
Watch
keepcalmandeatskittles asked: Check out my blog and help me promoting my first short film, please? It'd be great if you do :D thank you <3 I love your blog! Keep up the good work!
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when you're walking down the steps at the cinema... →